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1.	Never Wanted to Dance 03:08	lyrics	buy track

2.	Evening Wear 03:31	lyrics	buy track

3.	Lights Out 02:37	lyrics	buy track

4.	Prescription 03:05	lyrics	buy track

5.	Issues 03:04	lyrics	buy track

6.	Get It Up 02:35	lyrics	buy track

7.	Revenge 03:08	lyrics	buy track

8.	Animal 02:44	lyrics	buy track

9.	Mastermind 02:59	lyrics	buy track

10.	On It 03:01	lyrics	buy track

11.	Pay for It 03:33	lyrics	buy track

12.	Due 02:10	lyrics	buy track

13.	Money 02:53	lyrics	buy track

14.	Bomb This Track 03:20	lyrics	buy track

15.	Mark David Chapman 03:15	lyrics	buy track

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Fourth studio album including "Never Wanted to Dance," "Mastermind," and "Evening Wear" - deluxe edition includes exclusive artwork by Jhonen Vasquez, lyrics, and a bonus DVD

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released April 29, 2008

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Track Name: Never Wanted to Dance: there is nothing you can do that I have not already
done to myself
there is nothing you can do that I have not already
done to myself
there is nothing you can do that I have not already
done to myself

I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
I never wanted to dance with nobody but you
wouldn't take no for an answer you fucking bitch

be nice
be nice to me and don't let me be
be nice
be nice to me and don't let me go

I am too cool for the second grade
I'm amazed I'm afraid
I am too cool for the second grade

there is nothing you can do that I have not already
done to myself
Track Name: Evening Wear: this is my vindication
with a little decoration
no need to keep you waiting
be intimidated
by what we have created
it's underneath the radar

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in
evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies
I don't care
make up won't help me much too much
it's not fair
to be compared to you
to be compared to you
to be compared to you you you hey hey

just call me Mr. Modest
I got it and I flaunt it
you can applaud if you wanna
cock-blocking non-stopping
when this ass is a rocking
do not come a knocking

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in
evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies
I don't care
make up wont help me much too much
it's not fair
to be compared to you
to be compared to you
to be compared to you you you hey hey

everybody wants to join the club
but once you join the club
the innocence is gone
everybody want to be the bomb
but once you are the bomb
the innocence is gone
everybody wants a big ol' slice of a big ol' pie

and the innocence is gone
everybody wants it
everybody wants it
everybody wants it

I got myself a fucking life dressed up in
evening wear
I dress myself in fucking lies
I don't care
make up won't help me much too much
it's not fair
I dress down until I disappear
but I won't do it alone
no I won't do it alone
no I won't do it alone

you you you hey hey
Track Name: Lights Out: who the hell said any of you get a taste?
sssstupid
there's a little bit of gullible on your face
you better ttttake it
nothing you could do could ever make me go away
ffffake it
poor baby I'm gonna make it all okay

punch your lights out
hit the pavement
that's what i call entertainment
causing problems
makes you famous

all this violence
makes a statement
Track Name: Prescription: doctor
patient
I'm the doctor
I'm the patient
don't forget that
it's important
if you love me
like I love me
everybody
will be sorry

well I don't need nothing before the show
I don't need nothing well that's not so
I need something before the show
just a little something to make me go

woha whoao ho
ya na-na-know what I want

gimme more gimme more pretty please
a prescription

I don't need no one
screwing up my fun
over the counter
fill that prescription

make it stop make it stop pretty please
Track Name: Issues: I'd rather fuck you than kiss you
but I won't press the issue
you know what I need is
and you're never gonna be it
I should have hesitated
when I was inebriated
so unsophisticated
too late to be debated now

it's 3 am
she won't put out
let's go make out with her friends
make out with her friends friends

I want a lot of profanity
with a lot less virginity
it's a bony situation
with a wack explanation
because I'm on that mission
a reproductive mission
now take my clothes off
and show me what you're made of

it's 3 am
she won't put out
let's go make out with her friends
make out with her friends friends

excuse me do you want to screw?
cause I'm so amazing in the sack

I'd rather fuck you than kiss you
I want a lot of profanity
with a lot less virginity
now take my clothes off
and show me what you're made of

it's 3 am
she won't put out
let's go make out with her friends
make out with her friends friends
Track Name: Get It Up: gentlemen
screwing in moderation
screwing is such a bore
none of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour
oh yeah
all right
oh yeah
all right

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
but I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
but I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny ........ but I can't get it up

get it up get it up get it up get it up
why can't you get it up why can't you get it up

it must be your face
or its your body
if it ain't your body
then it must be your face
Track Name: Revenge: this ..... is ..... my ..... re ..... venge
I'm a little tease
watch what I do
here's a little taste
of how it's gonna be from now on
yo fuck me and my friends
my friends and me
never special enough
to make a case for jealousy
plus the secret sauce
I'm gothalicious with cheese
and all the gay things I say
make such a pretty melody
now I'm gonna say all those bad things about you
I make up things so everyone hates you
Track Name: Animal: make a wish
make it hurt
with my hands
up your skirt
tonight
signal directional
institute correctional
I file it alphabetical
hhhhypothetical but

it's animal
it's animal
it's animal
unbelievable
tonight

fucking incredible
sense of smell exceptional
I bust it out like medical type
the theoretical thug

with my guns
on the floor
and the feds
at the door
tonight

signal directional
institute correctional
I file it alphabetical
hhhhypothetical but

it's animal
it's animal
it's animal
unbelievable
tonight

oh no not me
I'm pissed off ripped off repeat
oh no not me
what's my excuse this time I suffer it
Track Name: Mastermind: I am the mastermind
leaving you all behind
and that ain't no fucking lie
I am the mastermind
and it's just a problem of mine just like
Columbine
Columbine
your time has come
kiss it all goodbye

what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
coming through the night

that's right
this message cannot be denied

I am the mastermind
underline mastermind
until your pencil breaks
I am the mastermind
and just like a suicide
your credit has been denied
denied
your time has come
kiss it all goodbye

what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
coming through the night

that's right
this shit gonna turn your momma white
oh Pennsylvania
I wish I never ever would
I wish I never ever would
I wish I never ever.....

I am the mastermind
intelligent by design
it makes me wanna cry
I am the mastermind
and now that I'm satisfied
it's time to say goodbye
goodbye
your time has come
kiss it all goodbye

what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
what's that ruckus
coming through the night

that's right
I will not apologize
Track Name: On It: wait
I masturbate
let another motherfucker come and share my fate
and pray
catastrophe
I'm gonna kill a motherfucker with a fax machine

and break
it down
for y'all
to seeeeeeeee

cause I'm on it
yes indeed
on it
watch my bleed
on it
rest in peace
on it
hey hey hey

you are so good so far
you are so good so far

better than this
better than that
better watch out when you get me going going going

fake
I'm not awake
it's not my fault you can't relate
doubt
corporate accounts
I'm gonna hurt somebody with my 24 ounce

and break it down
for y'all
to seeeeeeeee

cause I'm on it
yes indeed
on it
watch me bleed
on it
rest in peace
on it
hey hey hey

you are so good so far
you are so good so far

I'm gonna be the one with face in a magazine
I'm gonna be the one i have to face

better than this
better than that
better watch out when you get me going

in the morning I have come
rip the walls rip the bass
in the morning I'm gone
putting you in your place
Track Name: Pay for It: I know I feel this way for ever
I know no one will beg to differ
goodbye so long it's been a pleasure
they love me when I say that

I don't want you to hate me
I want you to want to hate me
I don't want you to date me
I want you to want to date me

I'm gonna pay for it
all of this shit
I'm gonna pay for it
like a goddamn son of a bitch

hey hey hey

it's never gonna be perfect
no never gonna be never good enough for me

I let my motives be my motivation
I'm gonna rock you like a fornication
too much of hurting never hurt me baby
it is aggressive that's the message we send
Track Name: Due: everyone knows
what you know
all except me
and that ain't right
let me know
when I get
the respect that I'm due
if only for tonight
watch me face it
in my basement
with no make up
I feel naked now
ha ha ha
I never really lost the fight
but I never really won
it
ha ha ha
die my darling
ha ha ha
P.S. welcome to my life
Track Name: Money: I'm so money so money
oh baby
I'm so money so money
hey I will conform
hey I will play ball
hey I won't say fuck
I'll make the sacrifice cause I want
it all
baby doll I want it all

daddy wants a new racket
new hard new core daddy
wants all the money
Track Name: Bomb This Track: thanks for the party and the Maserati
y'all rock my body but now I'm gone bye
thanks for the party the Moet the girls the front row
tickets
yeah goodbye
thanks for the party and the Maserati
everybody knows me now I'm embarrassed
thanks for the party the house the girls my rent
oh yeah and for doing my laundry

I wanna testify I was not notified
when did my mother start bugging out getting high
I wanna take a chance deep in your under pants
all my little girls everybody kiss my ass

bomb bomb this track
disrespect
no regrets
bomb this track

all my scrawny ladies
and my bony ladies
that's what happens when you take what they is giving
baby
all my horny mommies
and my rowdy mommies
pop'n shtatic yo prepare yourself for stormy weather
good looking out there baby
beats is cooking baby
don't you know that they be reading what I'm writing
baby
all my scrawny ladies
and my bony ladies
that's what happens when you take what they is giving
baby
Track Name: Mark David Chapman: indistinguishable from one another
no possible intention to even bother
it don't matter what is said or how we say it
coincidentally we all sound exactly the same
we all want to swindle kids out of their money
if you're still doing this cause you believe in it
you are so fucking lame

hey
when the world's overrun
with too many bands
who is it time for?
Mark Chapman
hey
when they all seem absurd
who will thin out that herd?
ladies and gentleman
Mark Chapman
now
there is no heart
there is no fear
we all just cry
the same old tear

don't look to me
I do not lead
I'm just in front
and they're all following
some other motherfucker
without the balls or cahones
to take a hold of the reins
and use them

why is something so obvious so elusive?
there is nothing on the menu that will turn abusive
I am part of the problem
not the solution
I'm just a prisoner
in the same prison as you
we wait for other shoes to fall into position
already obsolete
no one will miss us at all

hey
when the world's overrun
with too many bands
who is it time for?
Mark Chapman
hey when they all seem absurd
who will thin out that herd?
ladies and gentle man
Mark Chapman
now
there is no awe
there is no fear
we all just cry
the same old tear

I cannot tell
is it just me?
or do we all
look just like
Adolph Fucking Hitler
with this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut
dangling in our faces
making us all indescribably indistinguishable
from each other?
or maybe I'm just another megalomaniac .....
Reginald release the hounds

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